Guess what?
I don’t wear thongs. They give me yeast infections.
And I won’t wear clothes that cut me in to sections.
Too high of a rise and I get camel toe.
I get a muffin top when them shits is too low.
34 back size I’ll get the back flaps
Can’t wear a sports bra ’cause you can’t adjust the straps.
Boy shorts bring the double butt — so not cool,
Push-ups bring the double boob so fuck that too.
Bangs give me forehead zits. Polyester? Smelly pits.
I refuse to do a baby doll I’m a woman not a girl
Skinny pants make my ass look big.
A bob on me looks like a damn wig.
So fuck the stores, and fuck shopping on-line.
Why can’t I just be naked all the time?
I know that you do wear some clothes but no BODY is perfect so go with the flow and do the best you can.
Hahahaha love this!
One poem, I’m in. I hate fcking shopping and most clothes….