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blog posts I’m givin’ you a shout out today, cellulite, No other cellulite is quite so polite! Now given my age, and […]
blog posts Baby’s first step, first hair cut, first words, first tooth. Baby’s First Steps Are Cute, But Let’s Be Honest… These […]
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blog posts So I was at Chuck E. Cheese, (don’t fucking laugh and act like you’ve never been there, I recognized you […]
blog posts This year’s gonna be different, A revelation of sorts. While the bitches are cooking, And the dudes watching sports. It’s all […]
blog posts We all fuck up. Fucking up is good because fucking up is normal. Children need to know that it’s normal […]
blog posts Remember that movie “Titanic”? Well, even if you were doing something more important with your life in the year 1997, like mourning the death of Biggie Smalls, or perfecting
blog posts TWEEN sounds just like TEEN, and since they practically ARE I have a great fucking idea! Let’s tell all little […]
blog posts Ok, here’s the scenario, you’re in the playground with your mom friends. The kids are running around, you and your girls are doing the literal coffee clutch thing,
blog posts It’s a deceptive term because it really starts with pregnancy, before you are officially inducted into “Momhood”, and continues until.. […]
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