I have a weird name.   The Struggle of a Weird Name Nary a keychain, mug, or shirt has been […]

When you first have a kid there’s about a billion suprises you’re totally unprepared for.   In fact, I don’t […]

Guess what?  I don’t wear thongs.  They give me yeast infections.  And I won’t wear clothes that cut me in […]

Restraint. I was just discussing this with my cat yesterday. I mean shit, there’s no one else around to vent to, […]

Happy Mother’s Day, Now Fuck Off Roses? Breakfast? I love Mother’s Day! You guys are so sweet, go the fuck […]

It happens.  You say the wrong thing, you do the wrong thing, and before you can say “oops!”, it’s too […]

I’m having an “I Hate My Life” moment.   When the Walls Close In Ok, let me re-phrase that so I […]

So, why do we play name games with kids’ body parts? Call it ‘wee wee’ while shushing them not to mention it in public! And what’s up with party bags

Being alone.  Being alone is totally underrated.  Alone ≠ Lonely, People! In fact, not only is it underrated, it has […]

Tits. Desired, despised, too small, too big, envied, painful, sexual, natural, fake, amazing, disrespected, revered, glorified and mourned….   Boobs: […]

Listen up, I’m sick of everybody whining about Valentine’s Day.   I don’t know about you, but any holiday that […]

Let’s face it, little kids are some cranky ass turds.   I know, I know, they’re growing, feeling shit out, […]